ERF V1.0  ÐhçNE_MExportInfoõit_book033éàή­GFF V3.28\ ÔT>’(ºÿÿÿÿ    (é 3éMod_MinGameVerExpansion_PackCommentsTopResRefResTypeDependenciesMissing1.62rawr! hi clang! luv ya! it_book033 it_book033 UTI V3.28D<%aH©ÿÿÿÿ J  A       < !TemplateResRefBaseItemLocalizedNameDescriptionDescIdentifiedTagChargesCostStolenStackSizePlotAddCostIdentifiedCursedModelPart1PropertiesListPaletteIDComment it_book0332á2"A Spammed Tale - By Faith & Tyrael¿â2MA Spammed Tale - By Faith and Tyrael You sure you wanna know our story? Of the mad, bad.. the lads and Gad. Our tale is not for the faint of heart. If anyone had said to you "I was just your normal dice thrower without a care in the world".. somebody lied I didn't really mean to throw my dice at him; it made him cry... you know.. he cried real bad.. I think it made him very mad. But, perhaps he is now sad. No, no, I still think his mad. So I decided to kick his only, single nad. He cried real bad, mum told me I was mad and then.. SHIT... I screwed up >.< But who cares, because that was rad. So I went up to my dad, and said, "Can you believe that guy only has one nad?!" and he was like "Whoa! So many people know? ..that's bad" Then he said, "Oh... well, what a poor lad." We said "yeah, besides we only kicked him a tad" then he was like "Give him a break his only got one freakin nad!" We knew what we'd done was incredibly bad, so dad got out the pad, and wrote down that we were mad. So the white-coat men took us to their "pad". We tried to say sorry for being so bad, but they said "Stfu n00bies no-one can hear u jab!" So I gave that bastard a jab, even tho I knew it was bad, he just made me so damn mad! But we were just going through a fad.. you know, we soon grew out of bad, and become REALLY RAD! Well, only a tad rad.. for we soon got back into the fad, of being bad. But this time, everyone thought we were lads, and so they supported our kicking of nads. Soon the whole town had joined in the fad and not a person in site was free from ownage in the nad! But that all changed when a man called Gad, told everyone they should stop being so bad. But the town was like "shut up Gad! Or we'll kick u in the nad!" "Only a tad!" shouted a lad. And that reassured Gad. So he yelled out again, to stop being bad. But Gad looked down and found the pad and wrote their names down so the police would get mad. They shouted with sirens "you've all been bad!!" The kids ran, to kick the police in the nads. While Constable Saint got out, to give the kids a jab, but he became really mad, and shouted to Gad "pull out ya knives and give em a stab!" So the kids were killed, thanks to the cops that were mad. But the adults were still alive.. and this made them sad. So the cops ran em down, because they were told to by Gad. For Gad, was actually a master of bad and mad.. he had deceived the cops to take control the town that was bad.. for kicking others in the nad. Constable Saint got even more mad, and he kicked a little kid's corpse, realising that he had been such a fag. To calm his anger they stuffed the kid in a bag, and said "lets tenderise him for meat at Burger Lad!!" Saint wanted to jab Gad, so hard, in the nad, but realised it would make him as bad as them lads. A year passed since the 'time of bad', so saint decided to commit suicide, for not protecting the lads, and being all mad. After a while, Gad became a real fag.. but died.. because his nads were bad....... really bad.. So the town was finally free from the fad, that was started by Gad. (Everyone in the town is dead at this point) That's why they were so peaceful...because they were not able to be bad. So ends our tale, of mad, bad, the lads and ..Gad! We finish with our morale, so you won't be feelin so sad. DONT BE BADS... OR YOU RISK A KICK IN THE NADS!!! (This was pretty fun, me (Faith) and me (Tyrael) did one line each in IRC, saint interrupted us and was gay, so we decided to use him in it.. but.. its ok.. he dies) Burger Lad© is a trade mark of Fat Lards. All Rights Motherfucking Reserved... plagiarize and We WILL Hunt You Down! ©The Sword Coast North is home to some of the most noteworthy personalities of the Realms. Many won their fame with deeds of great honor, but others are known for the depths of their depravity and wickedness. The officers of Neverwinter fall into the first camp. Lord Nasher Alagondar, Lady Aribeth de Tylmarande, Watchknight Desther Indelayne, and Abbot Fenthick Moss are celebrated for their kindness and wisdom, and each of these heroes has taken the safety of Neverwinter as his or her sacred duty On the more sinister side, the five High Captains of Luskan are some of the most cruel and ruthless warriors in the region. High Captains Taerl, Baram, Kurth, Suljack, and Rethnor are each vicious combatants, and together they enforce their will with merciless efficiency. The most powerful and feared spellcasters on the Sword Coast are members of the Arcane Brotherhood of Luskan. Among their number are Jaluth Alaerth, Ornar of the Claw, and Deltagar Zelhund. Little is known of the Brotherhood's actual role in governing Luskan and the surrounding areas, and the members themselves are loath to discuss their activities. The untamed lands outside the cities hold countless other instances of fame and infamy alike. King Obould Many-Arrows, for instance, reigns over his orc tribes with an iron fist while such well-known rakes and ne'er-do-wells as Elaith 'The Serpent' Craulnober move constantly from hamlet to hamlet to avoid detection. ©The Sword Coast North is home to some of the most noteworthy personalities of the Realms. Many won their fame with deeds of great honor, but others are known for the depths of their depravity and wickedness. The officers of Neverwinter fall into the first camp. Lord Nasher Alagondar, Lady Aribeth de Tylmarande, Watchknight Desther Indelayne, and Abbot Fenthick Moss are celebrated for their kindness and wisdom, and each of these heroes has taken the safety of Neverwinter as his or her sacred duty On the more sinister side, the five High Captains of Luskan are some of the most cruel and ruthless warriors in the region. High Captains Taerl, Baram, Kurth, Suljack, and Rethnor are each vicious combatants, and together they enforce their will with merciless efficiency. The most powerful and feared spellcasters on the Sword Coast are members of the Arcane Brotherhood of Luskan. Among their number are Jaluth Alaerth, Ornar of the Claw, and Deltagar Zelhund. Little is known of the Brotherhood's actual role in governing Luskan and the surrounding areas, and the members themselves are loath to discuss their activities. The untamed lands outside the cities hold countless other instances of fame and infamy alike. King Obould Many-Arrows, for instance, reigns over his orc tribes with an iron fist while such well-known rakes and ne'er-do-wells as Elaith 'The Serpent' Craulnober move constantly from hamlet to hamlet to avoid detection. ÿÿÿÿ NW_IT_BOOK013